Oh My God !!!!!!!!!

Just coming out of the Movie Hall, Yank... aaaahhhh. Still feeling sleepy even after sleeping for the past 2.30 hrs. Can't able to resurrect myself after the film "ATM" ( Azhagiya Tamil Magan, Englipees: Beautiful-Tamil-Son ) Starring Dr. Vijay. Thank god There was an interval.

But only "thing" I liked in that movie was the "heroin" ( u r permitted to read it as 'heraayin':) ), she looks great. She is the only reason for my stay in the Hall until the "THE END" Banner.

Whenever she comes in the screen, my eyes were darting on her and taring the screen. The more I saw her beautiful eyes, the more I developed my Love for her.

When I was standing in the Taxi stand, I got a spark that Many guys must hav seen this film by this time. What will happen if everyone fell in love with her, ooops, shouldnt be. I afraid that I might lose her, I thought the best way to get her was to take help from my oldest and the Best Friend.

I took my Sony Ericsson-W810i, Searched for the number and Dialed. A Nice-sweet automated voice told me, "All the Network in this area are busy" and after several tries I managed to get connected to him along with Low Battery warning in my W810i.

I told my Wish to him, After hearing my wish, He replied that he will be coming down to see me.

Wondering who is my frnd ? hee hee. None other than GOD ( i can hear you screaming.. OMG)

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God appeared in front of me with a bright light on his backhead ( I know u laugh.. dont do that.. OK ). He looked very tired. He must have solved many problems like mine. He must be working for 24 hrs "User Support" as L2 analyst.

Me: Hey God, Tell me the possible ways to attain my goal of geting shreya as my Lady Love. She is the girl of my Dreams. I Like her, I Love her, and I want her.

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Huge smoke passed me, I was expecting Shreya amidst of the smoke coming to me right after the sound but then I felt a pain in my cheeks, oops... Regretfully this was the sound of the slap My best friend gave me. I stared at him.

God: Are you crazy!! How often you call me for such weird things. I am not free like you for such stupid things.

Me: I Liked, I wished for her, I prayed. But what's so weird about this ?

God: Mmmm, Now Answer me, What do you have with you that others dont have ?, Tell me Why do you think that she will come with you leaving others who are in Media world and actors ? Tell me a thingthat u have and famous actors dont have.

Me: mmm Gud Q's, OK... I am an Software Engineer working and earning a good package, Eventhough I am eagerly waiting for my appraisals and CRR's. I have scored more than 80% from my 10th standard to M.Sc. and a first class degree in EMM-YES-SEE from the Bharathiar University. You know how difficult it is to even clear an exam from Bharathiar University ? and top of all, I am working in Best known company in india. None of the actors can work in an IT company. See I am better. :-)

God: Bharathiar University ?. Ya i know that, I often get many calls from Combatore during exams asking for an eazy papers. I often wonder why cant students rely on themself instead of Wasting my time and asking me for an easy paper. But even then son, The degree is not enough to convince me for this matter. Dont waste my time Dude.

Me: Yeaahhh, Thats is also true.. but No Compromise God.. I want her

Some vibrations from his "Gadhayuth". He took out a mobile from there. He was using Nokia 5300(Xpress edition). He had that Airtel Tune and service. Now I know why Airtel has network problems on earth. They are busy providing service in heaven too.

God on Call: Yes, OK... Ya I'll come. What is his Current Score? Ok 93, Hold on I will have a loook, god glancing into his calender entries in his handset and after a glance, again in phone. No, Can't help, its a fate for him he has to Miss His Century in 3 runs today. Anyways I will try my level best. He cuts the call.

God : See I really don't have time to listen to your crazy wishes. I have Got a call from BCCI. He is on 93. I have to reach there on time or else hearts of many Indians will break. Remember because of you calling me the last time he got out on 99. It's you who is responsible for him missing a century many times.

Me: Meeee ??,....... But God, My Wish ?

God: Shut up and listen. You've many more things to do in Life. Dont you ever thought of those ?

Yet Another Call.

God on Phone: Hi, Ya... No it is not possible, Sorry i cant do anything, Its not in my hands. This section is handled by my collegue. he killed a life that too our favourite Deer, My collegue will not allow this kind of recommendations. he is very strict. May be I will talk to him once, But I cannot assure u anything. Bye.

He Cuts the call.

God : See, I seriously donít have time.. Now itís was Salman's Fan asking me for help. That stupid Criminal.. He deserves to be in jail for the crime he has committed, but because of the people who love him I am trying to save him. He acts like he respects life in front of Jury. Trying to fool everyone. If he ever had faith and respect for Life why is he committing crime in the first place.

Me: God, let him go to jail. Shameless Fellow, Having romance with Everyone he acts with. He might romance with shreya too. He deserves life imprisonment, infact he should be in jail even after death. ( I am happy that I got rid of one of my "Mightbe"-competitor )

God : Forget it. You are not ready to understand. I need to leave before I get calls from my collegues for Group Review Workshop For this week. Remember I am on earth and I am on roaming. I will not be able to hear my caller clearly due to network problems here and on top of that I'm charged heavily. So many people calling me for Support, That too all are HIGH-Priority.

My Team keeps sending people to earth so that they can become responsible and Improve the Planet but they are making it hell and then they call me only when they are in trouble. How mean u guys are, These stupid Politicians, Let them come there, I will see them there.

Me: But god ?????

GOd: Dont be childish... I need to leave now as I don't have time for people who wish for such crazy things. And YOU better mind this. Not only you, but even shreya doesnt deserve you.

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He vanished, I guess he left to save Team India because he left with the BGM "Hoo Haa India.. Aaya India". :).

Got beaten up by my mother,

I can hear my mothers Bashings.. Anytime cricket cricket, Thooo. Even in sleep u r shouting "Hoo Haa India.. aaya India", wastler, Wake up da. go and brush ur teath. Its already 11 am.

Ooops, Dreeeeeeam.. hmmmm.... But what will happen to shreya ???

I lost all my hopes of getting shreya and went to play cricket with All my dearest frnds, But I got confused, How Come my UG freinds, PG Friends and Office Friends know each other? .. Thats k

I recollected everything, I think whatever God told in dream, At least he was right in his Last statement: "Shreya Doesnít deserve me". Ya thats very true, I guess it must be the New girl, "Bhavna" from film "Rameshwaram" who deserves me. I took my W810i...." Where are you God ? "

I laughed myself, hearing my laugh. I woke up.. oops, A dream inside a dream, I Found myself sleeping in Sofa in our Living room, after coming back home from the Above mentioned film. Two hindi actors were singing some song in SONY by riding the car" in some foreign country. I made them unalive.

I think "dream is the Unlimited co-related collection of creations from our mind on the whole day that was passed by". I felt really bad that its just a dream, But the very moment I realised and satisfied that I spent some time with all my dearest one's..atleast in dream.

Being away in singapore, This is the only way to be with our dearest one's.
Missing All.... Thats is what is Supposed to be.